Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.