What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood?

A Spaghetto

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Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime