What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.