Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What have Kim Jong-Un and Viagra got in common?

They're both good at rigging erections.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

What do viagra and China have in common?

Rigged erections

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra?

A rigged erection.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Email Jokes More Email Jokes

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

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What does disappointment feel like?

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Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker