What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.