What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.