What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.