What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.