What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.