Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Who wins the election?

America.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.