Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Favourite Jokes More Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Gallop Jokes More Gallop Jokes

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.