Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Gallop Jokes More Gallop Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Favourite Jokes More Favourite Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining