Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!