Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!"

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks