Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.