They go to the polls and vote.
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Strippers don't rig their polls.
Polled pork.
Bacon would go up!
A groundhog
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)
A carrot. :
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Yeah.
Al-ask-ya
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Redditors.
Because upvotes are to the left
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
I'm confused.
No touching!
