Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits