Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.