What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.