What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!