What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.