What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.