What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.