What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

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What did one frog say to the other?

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Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.