Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.