Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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Why pink camo?

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."