Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.