Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.