Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
He fell out of the tree.
The Betty Ford Clinic
A flying saucer.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
Put a windshield in front of her.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
He took a day off
Two plains.
M'drid
Just Juan