What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.