What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.