What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.