What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.