What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite