What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad