What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.