What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'