What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.