What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Previous Random Joke Next

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.