Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep