Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.