What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.