What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!