What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.