What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !