What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

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An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !