Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!