Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

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Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny?

Because they never grow old