What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear