What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!