What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!