Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.