Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

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What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !