How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"