How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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What do you call an Inbred cow?

A sandwich!

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.