How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich