How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.