What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Acknowledge Jokes More Acknowledge Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!