What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!