What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Acknowledge Jokes More Acknowledge Jokes

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.