What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What's the most popular religion for addicts?

the Crystal Methodists

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Snort Jokes More Snort Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.