What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me