What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.