How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.