How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a Facilities problem.