Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.