Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.