Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside