What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!