What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!