What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit