What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit