What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!