What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!