What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!