What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit