What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!