What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!