What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!