What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.