What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.