Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.