Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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South Jokes More South Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice