Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.