Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters