Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."