Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

English Language Jokes More English Language Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language