What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!