What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.