What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind