How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.