How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys