None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
None, that's what interns are for.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
They exorcise.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
The bear maximum
To fit in the box.
He found a lump on his testicle.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Both think the shorter the better.
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