How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.