What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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