What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

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A bear faced lyre !

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne