What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.