What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.