Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.