Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!