Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!