Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.