Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

School Yard Jokes More School Yard Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.