Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.