Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.