Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.