Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.