Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.