Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.