Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.