What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)