What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them