What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine