What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?

Get a tame one and annoy it !

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

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