What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".