What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick