What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition