What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "