What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "