What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Art Major Jokes More Art Major Jokes

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.