What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato