What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.