What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato