Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one