Trouser Jokes

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Kate Jokes More Kate Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Who is Kate?

WHO IS KATE

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Bella Jokes More Bella Jokes

Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ?

Bella bottom trousers !

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella