Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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A pair of polegics!

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use?

Ill-gotten gains

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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