Trouser Jokes

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Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

Och noo, me troosers!

In case he got a hole in one.

Incase he got a hole in one!

What's up, britches?!

In case you get a hole in one.

Chernobyl fallout

In case you get a hole in one!

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Kate's back.

Because it was ripped.

That's offal

Crimean river.

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

The rightful owner of both is white

A pilot, of course.

A paredvark!

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

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