Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Kate Jokes More Kate Jokes

Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?

To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D