Trouser Jokes

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

2 Pair Jokes More 2 Pair Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Incase Jokes More Incase Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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Kate Jokes More Kate Jokes

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?

To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball.