Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired