Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !