Lusain Belt
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Suh Dude
A pick-axe
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
It depends on the flight delays.
A Knife
The fastest way to get across a river.
Through the windshield
Leave EU.
By selling your camera.
Exit the European Union.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Take highwhey.
A knife.
Convert to kilograms.
By selling your guitar.
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
A. Wave at her.
A:Call B52
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.
Haremail.
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
He only got nailed once
To boldly go where no man has been before !
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
The Rice-child was born.
Rice-ist!
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
