Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Pilaf Jokes More Pilaf Jokes

How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry