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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon