Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Parking Lot Jokes More Parking Lot Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

When is a car not a car?

A: When it turns into a parking lot.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.