Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

Queen England Jokes More Queen England Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup