Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%